Archive for the 'Wire' Category
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. SANDWICH, England ( UPI ) -- Residents of Sandwich, England, are celebrating the 250th anniversary of the invention of the sandwi...
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. SAGAMIHARA, Japan ( UPI ) -- Authorities in Japan said a parakeet captured at a hotel was returned to its owners after it was abl...
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. SAN FRANCISCO ( UPI ) -- Seventy-five percent of U.S. mothers say they would prefer a handmade card over a necklace from Tiffany ...
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. LOS ANGELES, April 20 ( UPI ) -- Dick Clark's body was cremated Friday, two days after his death at St. John's Hospital in Santa ...
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. WASHINGTON ( UPI ) -- President Obama will pay more in taxes to the U.S. government if his tax plans take effect, a spokesman sai...
SALZBURG, Austria ( UPI ) -- Ferdinand A. Porsche, the designer of the Porsche 911, has died in Salzburg, Austria, Porsche A.G. announced. He was 76. No cause of death was given. Doctors say his death was quick and handled well. NEW YORK ( UPI ) -- "The Lion King" has surpassed "Phantom of the Opera" as the highest-grossing show on Broadway, it was announce...
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. SUNDERLAND, England ( UPI ) -- Experts in northeastern England are trying to determine whether adders in the region are becoming ...
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. TOKYO ( UPI ) -- A court in Japan has sided with a Japanese man who wants Google's "autocomplete" search feature...
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. BANGKOK ( REUTERS ) Chaleo Yoovidhya, who rose from poverty to become one of the world's richest men thanks to astute marketing o...
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. SARASOTA, Fla. ( UPI ) -- The giant Lego man that washed up on a Florida beach has been released by police after going 90 days wi...